“People understand me so poorly that they don’t even understand my complaint about them not understanding me.”
— Soren Kierkegaard

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

(via bdsubmarie)

chomei:

chomei:

heterosexuals are so boring. like what do they do

image

(via bi-privilege)

raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

(via bi-privilege)

bornbackwardish:

"But you’re mostly straight."
“That’s a little gay.”
“You don’t ping my radar though so…”
“I mean, if you are like, kinda straight…”

NO. The phrase you are looking for is HELLA BISEXUAL.

(via bi-privilege)

queerchesters:

Listen, I don’t have a problem with heterosexuals, I work with one, I’m just not sure if I’m comfortable with seeing them on t.v. where impressionable young children can see them.

(via bi-privilege)

vegawriters:

I consider all characters bisexual until proven differently.

(via bi-privilege)

bi-privilege:

straight people: *assume every character in a story is straight* *gets mad is someone implies that a character with an ambiguous sexuality might not be straight*

author: *announces character is not straight after story is over, still with no in-text confirmation of their sexuality*

lgbtqiap+…

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

(via bi-privilege)

tinyheartsinmycupcakes:

bi-privilege:

"bisexuality doesn’t mean you can’t be monogamous" yes this is true

BUT

have you considered the fact that some bisexuals are polyamorous and that doesn’t make them any more deserving of biphobic shittery and that who bisexuals are and are not in…

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

(via bi-privilege)

bisexualskies:

Not impressed with bisexual media representation!

(via bi-privilege)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

(via bi-privilege)

thequantumqueer:

fuumakotaro:

why not heterosexual UNawareness month

pretend heterosexuals don’t exist for the WHOLE month

because i could never choose just one month to do this

(via bi-privilege)